GUARDIANS SPOTTED THE TIGERS THREE RUNS AND STILL BEAT EM

Gaaaaah!

AND I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT BE A BAD ROAD TRIP!

THEY SAY YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FIRST CONCLUSIONS ABOUT A TEAM ON MEMORIAL DAY AND I AM DRAWING SOME CONCLUSIONS, FOLKS!

JOSE RAMIREZ IS A BASERUNNING GOD! A GOD, I SAY!

TIM HERRIN IS A HIGH LEVERAGE LEFTY. REPORTS OF HIS DEMISE HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED!

ARIAS AND JONES DIDN'T LOOK GOOD BUT STILL GOT BIG HITS!

I WOULD RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES WITH SCHNEEMANN AND A LEFTY THAN SEE WILLIAM WILSON THE FIFTEENTH EVER TAKE ANOTHER AT BAT PLS!

KYLE MANZARDO AND ANGEL MARTINEZ DELIVERED! LUIS ORTIZ GOT HOSED BY AN UMPIRE BUT STILL WENT FIVE BECAUSE HE IS A HORSE!

I AM HYPED!