Easter Williams Pitches Swimmingly

There's nothing better than an April Fools' prank that is so sly it's barely perceptible as a prank.  You don't even know if it's a gag.  One year, I had a sound engineer friend make a recording that said, "This call is being recorded.  A copy of that recording is available automatically to the police and the prosecutors."  Then used that to call my mom and tell her I was in jail for accidentally running down a family of four.  "But mom the light was yellow!"  Apparently, I overestimated how funny she'd find that phone call, and twelve years later, she still calls me the night before April Fools' to remind me not to pull any pranks on her.  This year the best prank I saw was one done by Major League Baseball.  It was so slight, if you blinked you'd miss it.  For their prank, they scheduled a half day on a Sunday.  Since 1908, MLB has played a full schedule of games on Sunday.  What a great joke!  Well done, MLB.  But, seriously, this is a joke, right?  Any hoo!  Know what's not a joke, the love Trevor Williams has for Razzball, apparently: Yesterday, Williams wasted no time to prove to me that his love for us is as strong as my love for him.  He went 6 IP, 0 ER with zero hits, but he failed to locate as well, and walked five guys, while racking up only one strikeout.  I believe his love for Razzball is only growing so this is just the beginning of great things to come.  Notice spelling of 'come,' you sickos.  On the reals, I like Williams for this year, and wrote a Trevor Williams sleeper for him this preseason.  Anyway, here's what I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball: