The Foremost Micky-Mouse Waves in SA

Isn’t it absolutely thrilling to exist in a land that has such a multitude of world class waves? You travel to any other surf destination on planet earth and someone asks you, “Hey haole, where you from?” to which you will be able to confidently respond, “South Africa.” Take that kook! Where I’m from the waves fire! From the Mozambican border to Elands Bay baby. We living the dream. But between the multitude of great waves, there are a couple of unmentionables. A couple waves we avoid on surf trips. Certain locals will claim them, but if they’re really honest with themselves, and with you, they’ll tell you, that the wave actually sucks, destined to be unadorned. Stressing as you sit there puzzling if your spot cracks the kak list? Well don’t, the thing is whether its a sloppy blown out sectioning steamy pile of wave pie or not it’s your local and you love it. Yes we know, it’s 2018, a time where the UN was called to make Thomas the Tank Engine gender neutral, but let’s try not get offended here. Just keep calm and enjoy a little dose of satire. Please and thank you.  Muizenberg Ahhh the […]