Getting Into A Confortotion
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It reads weirder than it sounded in my head, but you get the gist. (Just like your mother.) And when said gisting (jisting?) has been completed and the sexual innuendo has been fully realized, we are left with the irreputable fact that Michael Conforto is not having a good baseball year. Contextually or otherwise. Look, I just wanted to use the word "contextually" okay? That being said, there may be some glimmer of hope for the almighty ROI. (Not just an outdoors store...) What that hope exactly manifests itself into is anyone's guess, but we can try and make an educated (lol) call about, and that's what I intend to do after this quick jump...