Do I Make You Hoerner, Baby?

Hey, we all gotta put food on the table and this is how I do it. Don't hate the player, hate the game. And while Hoerner sounds like a Nordic shoe company, you add Nico which brings a suave car salesman vibe into the mix along with a random Austin Powers reference, well, I'm not sure what you actually have, but hopefully it has something to do with baseball. Definitely a goal I hope to one day achieve! So while the question presented is a quality one, I mean, I always be asking people if they are feeling like a Nordic shoe company, and their main response is silence and walking away, but that's their loss, after all, we're also talking about a former first-round pick who's looking to have quite the career year so far and doing so at the middle-infield position and very possibly on your waiver wire. Do you want to know more?