7/29: Open Game Thread

Yovani Gallardo vs. ... not Yovani Gallardo

Hello friends. i apologize for the grammar etc. in this post but i am cirrently at Sageco and apparently autocorrect/spellcheck doesnt work when typi g articles ln ones phone? this is an ordeal, driends. an ORDEAL. Also there are so many Mets fans here and I’ve already had to physically restrain myself from slapping a tiny USS Mariner replica out of their hands. NOT FOR YOU. (clappy hands emoji)

Anyway, so we have another baseball game today. Last night Michael Conforto made the Mariners very sorry Jack Z didnt listen when Pat Casey literally CALLED HIM AND SAID, DRAFT THIS KID. I’m currently looking at a woman with a Mariners har, a Mets Conforto jersey, and an OSU blanket. I bet she feels a lot of feelings. okay, lineups!

How to watch: come here and watch with me, jerks. there are too much of Mets fans here. otherwise, same bat-time, same bat channels