Colonel Sanders Surfboards and KFC Scented Wax

Now, we all know the surfing industry is on a strange trajectory, we’ve posted some pretty arb articles this year to serve as a testament to that. I mean take the Tesla team up with Lost surfboards, with their $1,500 piece of glorified foam and bio-resin. Honestly now, who the hell, in today’s economic environment,  can afford such a novelty piece of carbon fiber that’s most likely destined to become a decorative wall piece in some philanthropists modern open plan atrium? It sure as hell ain’t me, I would rather spend that on a badass surf trip with the boys!!   So first off, let’s focus on the “The Harland.” Nope, it ain’t a character from the fresh prince it’s that board in the picture below, with the Shaun White cross Zoolander looking brah in a budgie smuggler. Kook of the day jump to anyone else’s mind?. There’s only one in the world, not the merman, the board. Which is going to set some KFC enthusiast bake a whopping $3,000. That’s R44109,00, or 88218 chappies, give or take a couple hundred depending on where you source your gum. So, why would anyone buy a surfboard with Colonel Harland David Sanders’ minging face slapped […]