Potential Denver NWSL team names ranked, from bizarre to 'print it right now'

The NWSL’s Denver expansion franchise recently announced that it will allow fans to help name the team.

In all honesty, that’s likely the right decision. It’s probably for the best after the Boston expansion team name snafu. (Sorry, Boston fans.)

So, how will it work? Fans get to vote on it. Yep. Fans are voting on six names received during a Denver NWSL event in January, from social media suggestions and direct interaction with supporters who have already deemed themselves Denver fans.

Seems pretty straightforward. Right? Now, For The Win gets to do what it does best―rank them from bizarre to “print it right now.” We make no apologies for the shenanigans that are about to ensue.

Here are all six Denver NWSL team names ranked: