Dispatches from Bat Country: Real Madrid inquiring about Harry Kane

Sure, you can ask. You just have to ask Levy. The January transfer window is always a strange one. Usually there are a lot of loan deals for teams that need depth, especially in the lower divisions in every country. Occasionally you get a big money move whether they make a permanent jump in January or get loaned back until the summer, just like Christian Pulisic’s deal with Chelsea. Then there are the bat country stories, and there are more than we can usually count.

Today’s jaunt through bat country brings us to a story that broke via AS.com in Spain regarding the champions of Europe, Real Madrid. It’s no surprise that Los Blancos are already looking ahead to the summer for revamping their squad, but even this one is kinda dumb. Acco...