Europa League Final, Spurs vs Manchester United, May 21, 3 pm ET

This is it, the only chance for either club to salvage something from what has been a shit-show of a season. Will we see Neo-Pragmatic Vegemite who has scraped by some mediocre teams or the vainglorious sod who has made history as the worst ever PL manager the club has seen?

There was a time when we were a cup club, but we have lost our last 4 finals without scoring a goal. But not to worry, Vegemite ALWAYS wins a trophy in his second season so that's good enough for me.