Yulmer Sonchez is amazing....

Every single game the White Sox lose, they don’t lose it because of Yulmer Sonchez. Did you see him hit that homerun last night? That dong reminded me of my wedding night! We lost that game because of Vuntura not bunting more and because he didn’t send Holland back out for the sixth inning. Holland only had 102 pitches, Michael Marshall is rolling over in his grave! Let the Dutch Stallion do what he’s paid to do…throw the pitches.

Games that we win, in which Yulmer Sonchez plays in, we win because of Yolmer Sanchez. Sanchez is hitting .329. It is time to start thinking about moving Munncado to thirdbase because Sonchez isn’t going anywhere—kind of like Trump, death and taxes. I can see Sanchez, Munncado and Kane Lee going to All-Star games for a decade.

We should probably trade Rodon for a new pair of testicles for Vuntura; he doesn’t seam like he wants to pitch, so let him not pitch for the Yankees and we’ll take Starlin Castro so Tim Gunderson can play LF. Tim Gunderson reminds me of Juan Pierre. He needs to use his speed in LF, speed isn’t needed at shortstop.

In conclusion, Yulmer Sonchez is amazing.