4-8: Chart

Mariners and Astros have offenseless-off, Mariners win (lose)

Astros 2, Mariners 1

Baseball Savant

Sitting in the rocking chair: Andrés Muñoz, .299 WPA, honorary mention to Jessie Hahn, .218 WPA who did more than could’ve been reasonably expected and gave up only weak contact for two frames.

Being a long-tailed cat under said rocking chair: Mitch Garver, -.262 WPA

Measure of dirtiness of Luke Raley’s uniform: 400 of 500 thread count

Game thread comment of the day:

something something definition of insanity

Also I just want to point out this whole exchange, which was delightful: