FanPost Friday: Mariners Spring Training hot takes
Indulge yourself in the fine art of hot takery based off small sample sizes
Welcome to FanPost Friday! Spring Training is fully underway and we’ve had (checks calendar) eight whole games to evaluate this Seattle Mariners team. “Eric,” you say, “We don’t do that here! That’s kind of a main tenet of the LL comment sections!” Don’t worry, folks, this FanPost Friday comment section is a SAFE SPACE for letting the small sample size hot takes FLY, my friends.
Lazaro Montés the next Aaron Judge? Hell yeah. Bryce Miller is the actual ace of the staff and will win Cy Young? Oh baby, heatin’ up. Ben Williamson to get 250 plus at-bats with the Mariners in 2025? Smokin’ hot, let ‘er rip!
Prompt: Give us your hottest, silliest, most incendiary takes on the 2025 Seattle Mariners based on 8 spring training games!
Have a great weekend, enjoy some practice baseball, and be kind to each other out there.