predictioins for the 2024 Seasons (Holiday Edition)
As the world turns, So does my brain. In the sprits of Holidae Chee r, I decided it is now the best tim efor Me to give my unadultrated professor opinion on how the ROYAKS will perfrom in theupcoming Season (2024). I have studied the numbers, seen the digital arts of Zimborskie's ZIPS, used My OWN formulea (battin gavergae PLus innings Pitched, divided by Stolen Bases and EFFORt)) to make the MOST ACCURATRE prediction for the Season (202)4. If yuo are a gambler, get your csrfds ready. you can take this prection to the bank:
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1. Cat - 66-101
Expert Excerpt: The cat will go as far as Migs Cabrena will take em. he may not be playing anymroe but his front office Job will make him the talk of the town! He
2. Clev 161-0
Expat Excerpt: That's right: joes ramorez is ready to Swing for the fences! Watch thta ball fly. Freaks
3. Royal - 5-120
Expert Excert: It's Aisles for Lyels at Hyv-ee , new sale on expired and bad fiood. spoiled. unles she's teraded for Michael Troot, I don Not see the rOyals winning more than ten gaems. I think the off season moves by Jay Jay Pickels made some fans smile but BUYER BEWARE it is unsafe
4 -7
Expert Excoert: Base Ball is a game played with glovesd and a ball. Wooden bat. ThESse are the Primary Rules. if you include the team projections based on ym formula, this team will score 9 runs. You cannot deny the numbers
5- Pittsburg 99-72
Night Horse pick
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Royals will get a good draft this season. They will take a catcher underslot that has a close Family Tie with Pickels and John Sherboy will give him a raise. He will becoem a bad catcher in the minors league; but do not fret: he will become trade Bait for an unsuspecting americn League west team named the BoatBoys. With this trade the Royaks will bolster their roster Mid seasson and go on a run of epic proportions. 40 game winning streak. they will miss the playoff sby 10 games because they will realise that the catecher hasd too good of calves to be playing. he will go to the YMCA after being cut by the team and become a youth instructor in Lenexa. After decades of coaching the kids, he will produce the best PLayer in royals history. His name?? Scott McSkinney Jr. He will throw 509 perfect games bUT will get shelled one time (i'm talking like., walks every batter in the lineup, hits a couple guys, hiomers but) but they Leave him out there because hbe is of GREAT IMPORTANCE! they will trade him afrter the game for Yunesky BEtancourt III, who will strike out every time he swings. McSkinney jr. Will pitch for the Rookies and win 5 world serie sMVP
As yuo cans ee I have the best information. From my Numbers to my Narrative I am clearly the
Mike
Thats all for now. I'll see you on the other side
love,
RC