Instead of dance

Danny Kaye rules

The basingball, the basingball, what’s happuhned to the basingball?
Especially where playing is concerned.

Chaps
Who hit slaps
Aren’t slapping anymore
They’re doing choreography

Gents
Who got sent
Aren’t senting anymore
They’re doing choreography

Arms
Who hurled charms
That would stop the show in days that used to be

To the plate they keep hurling
Like a dead duck unfurling
Instead of play, it’s choreography.