Off-Topic 6/8/2021: From the Grave
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To kick off the return of the OT, I will now present a one perspective skit of the start of every conversation with every friend you haven't seen in a year or more this summer:
"Hey. Been a minute. How you doing? Did you hold up ok in quarantine? Any bad reactions to the vaccine? Oh yeah? Which one did you get? Man, that was crazy but it's nice to get back to something like normal, whatever normal means in 2021. God I gained/lost so much weight!"
Repeat permutations until we collectively find new material.
On to the prompts.