Leicester vs Harlequins : Burns Night

Before I get stuck into the match report I thought I’d clear up a bit of uncertainty following a muffled explosion in the Twickenham area on Friday evening. English Heritage issued the following statement: “English Heritage is sad to announce that the treasured local antiquity, Fortress Stoop, was blown up on Friday evening by a gang of architectural terrorists called the “Tigers”. The so called Tigers are believed to originate from Leicester, the UK’s most architecturally challenged town, and are on a Taliban-like mission to reduce the UK to the same mind-numbing 1960s inflicted architectural tedium that affects Leicester.