Warrington Wolves • Re: New coach
Wrath wrote:
Audrey Hepburn, particularly in Breakfast At Tiffanys.
Oh the lovely Audrey. Utter class and grace and delicate beauty. A proper girl who I'm sure never visited a Greggs, wore grey stained jogging bottoms, had the names of her offspring and her nana tattoed on various unpleasant patches of flesh and feel the need to cake herself in so much make up you'd need a trowel to apply it.
How I'd have loved to slap Henry Higgins in the face in "My Fair Lady" and whisk Aud off to erm protect her.
I'll throw Sharon Tate into the mix, god bless her and Tiswas' very own Sally James. Sell your junk on Noel Edmonds multi-coloured swop shop if you want, my youth was spent praying an errant custard pie copped Sally square in the funbags and unleased a tsunami of hormones.
Statistics: Posted by morrisseyisawire — Sat Oct 31, 2020 8:20 pm