Warrington Wolves • Random rugby stories.
The names told to me by The Chad himself are the ones I used in the tale.....There's more Chad tales. The Chad was about to leave Knutsford Services in a car he had loaned from a mate...He was having difficulty finding the key to open the door and noticed a Motorway Patrol car containing two officers of the law looking at him. Chad was of the opinion that perhaps old bill thought he had stolen the vehicle....Never one to miss an opportunity to have a laugh and cause a little mischief Chad sets off up the motorway with the patrol car following him. He did a little lane weaving followed by slowing down and speeding up. Inevitably the officers pulled him onto the hard shoulder thinking they had a slam dunk nick...They questioned Chad asking him if he had been drinking...Yes officer, I have. Would you care to blow into this device with a long steady breath which Chad duly obliged...The officer was astounded and perhaps a little disappointed when the result came back negative...But you just said you had been drinking...Yes said Chad I have been drinking, orange juice...I haven't had alcohol for 15 years.
I met Chad when we were both driving trucks and one day Chad decided he'd take his daughter out with him in the truck. I think she was about 4 years old and Chad had her sat in his lap steering the 32 ton truck...Had old bill had seen that happening then they would have had a slam dunk nick for sure.
I met Chad when we were both driving trucks and one day Chad decided he'd take his daughter out with him in the truck. I think she was about 4 years old and Chad had her sat in his lap steering the 32 ton truck...Had old bill had seen that happening then they would have had a slam dunk nick for sure.
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