0 shots, 0 crosses... Arsenal fans must have been laughing after £19.8m-rated midfielder's display

There were few players who could hold their heads up high last night after England’s shambolic snooze-fest with Slovenia, a match containing such limited action even Joe Hart’s double-save that proved to be insignificant as the linesman raised his offside flag managed to make the highlight reel.

Indeed, Harry Kane’s last-minute toe-poke acquired the points England needed to guarantee their place at the 2018 World Cup but judging by their performance against a side currently 55th in the FIFA rankings, the Three Lions will need to make drastic improvements if they intend to giv...