Mormons, Hookers, and Goats Tour (Part Deux)

For those of you who don't know, I'm an ancient member of Crew Union living in Detroit that used to come down for every home game. Way back in 2009, I (along side several members of Hudson Street Hooligans), undertook the greatest Columbus Crew away game road trip that has ever been seen. The below tale cuts out the vast majority of craziness that occurred during the road trip but I wanted to recap the experience for those of you that have never heard of this event.

In 2009, the away...

Mormons, Hookers, and Goats Tour (Part Deux)