Port Vale v. The Arsenal, Wednesday September 24 2025, 2000 GMT

Somehow we're traveling to Stoke-on-Trent, but this time we're playing the non-orcs: Port Vale FC. I feel like we should bring Aaron Ramsey back for just this game, but apparently Port Vale fans hate Stoke City and vice versa.

TV: Paramount+
Location: Vale Park, Stoke-on-Trent, Mordor.
Time: 2000GMT/1500 EDT/1400 CDT