Question Regarding these hammerings

Can I just ask every week now since the season started a substantial numbers of posters have been saying it’s only a matter of time until we give someone a hammering so now it’s nearly end of December and we still haven’t. Can I ask why haven’t we and explain your reasoning. Btw I’m not interested in lame excuses about teams parking the bus etc because that’s ridiculous. Is it a team problem problem? A formation problem? Managers problem?
Before anybody starts this is a topic people never shut up about so it’s gone very quiet on here about it so just asking.