We have a message for you, Houston
and it’s cute.
Don’t F*#! with any Sounders, Houston. We know your tactics of having a crap pitch and orange seats and cheerleaders and trying to get under our skin by never letting us win at BBVA ... and we’re onto you. We are going to shut you down and the Sounders Super Sloth is here to make sure we get home safe and sound to clinch some more silverware.