Book review: Now We Are Dead, by Stuart MacBride

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin. Once upon a time there was a man called Stuart who wrote crime novels in which awful things happened a lot, often to quite nice people. But Stuart wasn’t satisfied with being a writer and collector of stray kittens, so he went on Celebrity Mastermind, where he answered lots of questions, especially about AA Milne, and won a trophy and money for charity for his pains.