the greatest gift

we have all been given the greatest gift,supporting the blues.
some of us might have more than one gift.
heres my list of good gifts.
1.playing football
2.playing cricket or anyother crappy sport
3.playing the guitar
4.eating loads of grub and not getting fat
5.drinking loads and not getting drunk
6.reading thick books
7.cycling to work
8.swimming and jumping off the high board without holding your nose
9.good at fighting
10.making people laff
11.driving ya car fast,smoking a fag with one hand in ya pocket
12.attracting the ladies
13.no 13 its unlucky
14.running for the bus
15.hating the villa
16.cooking a nice bit of grub
17.shouting
18.whistling when im cleaning windows by george formby
19.eating stingers
20.going to erdington and not feeling sick
21.going to a night club and dancing the funky chicken
22.not wearing long johns when its cold
23.recycling your old pyjamas
24.liking country music [brad paisley]
25.not looking,if a lady bends down to tie her shoelases up and shows her nickers.
26.being a good family man,and bringing up all of your kids to support blues,or else.

how many of these gifts do you have