FIDE's Swiss Bank Accounts Closed **UPDATED*

Judging by TV shows, one would think that even the devil could open and successfully maintain a Swiss bank account. Alas, it seems that FIDE cannot. (Hat tip: David McCarthy.) Are the Cayman Islands or other offshore banking facilities open for business?

*UPDATE*: They're still closed, as far as I know, but here's another link with more on the story.