Watch Deshaun Watson play our tumbling-block-tower interview game and admit he would be a mall cop

Nobody can resist the siren song of the Segway.

Deshaun Watson is a national championship winner, a former first-round draft pick, and an NFL starting quarterback. But did you know that if he could have any mall job, he’d be a mall cop?

Watson played a tumbling-block-tower interview game with us at Mall of America and divulged his deepest and most random secrets. For example, did you know that he once dressed up as Freddy Krueger for Halloween as a 9 year old? Most importantly, he agreed that if I beat him at this game, he’d mail me his national championship ring.

Sooooo ... Deshaun ... I’m waiting.