Every dumb thing that happened in NFL Week 17

What a time to be alive.

The final week of the NFL regular season is dumb. Really dumb. The brain-fart and screw-up quotient was through the roof with over half the league having nothing to play for, and it gave us a sublime reminder of how weird football can be.

The Eagles’ punter forgot he was wearing pants.

This might be the first time we’ve seen a punter disrobe on the field. Nicely done, Donnie Jones.

Mitchell Trubisky forgot where he was.

We got to see a very rare intentional-grounding safety from the Bears’ rookie. Granted, it probably would have been a safety anyway — but wow.

The Vikings didn’t know where the ball went.

The Vikings had no clue the Bears were running this punt fake, which was really the only thing that went well for Chicago on Sunday. Heck, it fooled the FOX camera crew, which was convinced the ball was on the other side of the field.

The Eagles and Cowboys were 0-0 at the half.

Nobody likes working in the week between Christmas and New Year’s anyway.

The Browns had a Piesman moment.

The Piesman is SB Nation’s award to the college big man doing very un-big man things — and one of the Browns’ best moments came courtesy of 307-pound Caleb Brantley, who was sublimely beautiful.

T.Y. Hilton and Jonathan Joseph got into a fight.

The Colts and Texans are a combined 7-23 on the season. And they’re fighting. Fighting in Week 17 is pointless. Fighting when both teams are terrible is just dumb.

This Pats player flopped like a fish when he took a spike to the face.

And the Oscar goes to ... Johnson Bademosi of the Pats for this flop. Honestly, this might be the first KO by spike I’ve ever seen.