Man asked Denmark if he could borrow Greenland
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Joe, of Salem, Oregon, recounted how, after having three drinks, he felt a strong yearning for a land he could call his own and settled on Greenland, a constituent country in the Kingdom of Denmark.
Joe, of Salem, Oregon, recounted how, after having three drinks, he felt a strong yearning for a land he could call his own and settled on Greenland, a constituent country in the Kingdom of Denmark.