For Manchester United, the riddle remains: how do you beat Chelsea in a cup final?

Megan Feringa Mon, 16 March 2026 at 5:16 am UTC·5 min read Rule No 1: It’s best not to dither in front of Chelsea’s Lauren James. That’s putting it too politely, so let’s try again: Don’t dither in front of Lauren James. Now add in a seven-letter word starting with the letter after E in the alphabet, tag on a photograph of Manchester United defender Dominique Janssen splayed on the floor, another of goalkeeper Phallon Tullis-Joyce in a similar heap, and a third of Chelsea lifting yet another trophy that doesn’t belong to United. Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Then nail it to the inside of United’s dressing room. The team bus. Turn it into a lettered friendship bracelet:...