Gelsenkirchen here we come? CRAIG HOPE's postcard from somewhere in the German countryside... after a nightmare day on the train!
![Gelsenkirchen here we come? CRAIG HOPE's postcard from somewhere in the German countryside... after a nightmare day on the train!](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/06/15/22/86170167-0-image-a-11_1718487015302.jpg)
CRAIG HOPE: I didn't even have a seat as a lady had taken mine. It wasn't that I didn't have the heart to evict her, just that I didn't know the German words for 'That's mine'.