Jessica Boulton: 'Meghan has missed the mark-le again, but Aldi could save her'

There is one thing I’m looking forward to though: Aldi’s ever-inspired own-brand version. We’ve already seen their marketing genius with Titan bars (similar to a Mars bar but named after the famous moon), a delicious take on Dr Pepper (Professor Peppy) and the infamous Cuthbert the Caterpillar who gave M&S’s Colin a shuffle for his money. So what could they come up with ‘inspired’ by As Ever food range? “As Never” maybe? “Class? Never!” perhaps? Or, I know! Maybe something to reflect the wider British feeling towards them post-Megxit? A phrase that more accurately encapsulates people’s reaction on hearing about the Sussexes latest endeavours: “WHAT-EVER”. PAST-ARRGH! TUESDAY Meghan’s little snafu pales next to Patek Phillippe’s insensitive bragging this week. For humble and grounded, he is not. Yes, in order to brag about his £100,000 football punditry skills watch, he decided to post this picture of his Tuesday night out on Instagram, simultaneously showing off his whopping restaurant...