MLS NEXT IS A FUCKING PYRAMID SCHEME FOR SOCCER PARENTS - The American Dream if the Dream Was a Pay-to-Lose Scam
Okay. Okay.
I thought I was done. I thought I had already seen the fucking worst of this cursed, diseased, soccer wasteland we call Southern California. But no. I had only scratched the crusty, pus-filled surface of the real beast behind it all:
MLS NEXT.
MLS. FUCKING. NEXT.
The crown jewel of the SoCal Youth Soccer Mafia™. The final boss of soccer elitism. The Tesla-driving, spreadsheet-worshipping, $3,000-a-season soccer cult made by clipboard-licking dictators.
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I thought I was done. I thought I had already seen the fucking worst of this cursed, diseased, soccer wasteland we call Southern California. But no. I had only scratched the crusty, pus-filled surface of the real beast behind it all:
MLS NEXT.
MLS. FUCKING. NEXT.
The crown jewel of the SoCal Youth Soccer Mafia™. The final boss of soccer elitism. The Tesla-driving, spreadsheet-worshipping, $3,000-a-season soccer cult made by clipboard-licking dictators.
This...
Read more