Spring Shootout This Weekend

Tournament directors: masters of bad grammar, worse punctuation, and maximum attitude.
This morning, we got an email — passive-aggressive masterpiece — basically yelling "RAIN OR SHINE," telling everyone to stop asking questions and to "be polite" (ironic, right?).

Fast-forward a few hours:
Today's games? Canceled. Because of rain.
Bravo, folks. Truly inspiring leadership.