Re: What do you do that winds your other half up?

Vincent Blackshadow

Swear in front of the nipper

Break down fights at a macro level, score them and offer rationale round by round. She’s like “ffs sake Bren, can we just enjoy it without your input please!”

Slag off her reality tv nonsense regularly

Answer questions on the chase before she has a chance to see the options

Remind her why us South Birmingham and Blues in particular will always be superior to her North Birmingham V*le riff raff