Re: Portugal.

Rab C Nesbitt

Proper. Show the Portugese how to grow a beard and how to woo women.
When I grow up I'm going to be like you

im only going for a week,so it will be hard to show them how to grow a sexy beard like mine,it takes years.
and i aint giving away my secret way to pull the birds to nobody,all you have to do is,look at them sidways and open your eyes wide,pucker your lips,then look down as if your shoelace has come undone.
then look at her with smiling eyes and say keep right on,shes yours for the knight.
and when i grow up i wanna be like you to guv.