Trip planning beta
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I want to get out of my sterile little climate controlled cube but need some beta, thanks in advance for all your help!
If I go outside will there be bugs? If so how bad will they be? Do I need bug-spray or will my Mickey-Mouse bug-guard wrist band be enough? Exactly what kind of bugs will I encounter?
If I take my boat down that well known whitewater section will I get wet? I want to go on the whitewater but I am made of sugar and I might melt. What splash gear will keep my candy ass safe and dry? What if it rains?
Will there be weather? I don't like it if temp gets above 77* or below 73*, can you suggest a river section with this weather all day long? Should I bring a coat? Will I need a so-wrong?
On my permit it says I need some basic equipment but if I don't have that stuff will they let me go anyway? If I bring a coffee can with a lid will that meet the requirements for a groover? I don't actually plan to use it, but its ok because I defecate roses and the BLM will come clean my campsite after we check out like maid service right? If I am not in a forested area do I need to make sure my fire is extinguished? If it doesn't happen in the forest it's not a forest fire right?
Is my boat the right color for this river section? I heard that blue boats were best for this section but my boat is red, do I need to buy a new boat? Also I heard that the birds wouldn't mate if my straps didn't match, does the BLM require matching rigging?
Sorry for so many questions, they have probably all been answered 20 times but I was too lazy to use the search function. Please keep your sarcastic comments to yourself.
Nevermind, the variables are too great, I am going to say screw it and stay in my box, do you think that the BLM will refund my permit fee for tomorrow? They are such hard asses, it's like other people wanted to go but couldn't because I pulled a permit I had no intention of using.
If I go outside will there be bugs? If so how bad will they be? Do I need bug-spray or will my Mickey-Mouse bug-guard wrist band be enough? Exactly what kind of bugs will I encounter?
If I take my boat down that well known whitewater section will I get wet? I want to go on the whitewater but I am made of sugar and I might melt. What splash gear will keep my candy ass safe and dry? What if it rains?
Will there be weather? I don't like it if temp gets above 77* or below 73*, can you suggest a river section with this weather all day long? Should I bring a coat? Will I need a so-wrong?
On my permit it says I need some basic equipment but if I don't have that stuff will they let me go anyway? If I bring a coffee can with a lid will that meet the requirements for a groover? I don't actually plan to use it, but its ok because I defecate roses and the BLM will come clean my campsite after we check out like maid service right? If I am not in a forested area do I need to make sure my fire is extinguished? If it doesn't happen in the forest it's not a forest fire right?
Is my boat the right color for this river section? I heard that blue boats were best for this section but my boat is red, do I need to buy a new boat? Also I heard that the birds wouldn't mate if my straps didn't match, does the BLM require matching rigging?
Sorry for so many questions, they have probably all been answered 20 times but I was too lazy to use the search function. Please keep your sarcastic comments to yourself.
Nevermind, the variables are too great, I am going to say screw it and stay in my box, do you think that the BLM will refund my permit fee for tomorrow? They are such hard asses, it's like other people wanted to go but couldn't because I pulled a permit I had no intention of using.