Jiri Prochazka's 'This one time, at band camp' moment

Jiri Prochazka, sometimes, it’s best to just leave things up to the collective imagination of the audience.

Under most circumstances, we’d use TBC to be snarky and spunky. It’s the one space we give ourselves the leeway to feed ya a load, so to speak – the less-serious stuff. Not this time.

So in this case, we’ll present, without comment (OK, without MUCH comment), an interview moment (H/T @mmamarcuss on social media) with UFC light heavyweight Jiri Prochazka and “The Schmo.”

The hard-hitting chat went down after UFC 311 at Intuit Dome in Inglewood, Calif., near Los Angeles.

Jiri Prochazka having to clarify that he wasn’t having gay sex in his hotel room is hilarious pic.twitter.com/P3rev6fSTY

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OK. Draw your own interpretations, of course. But like Jiri says, “Everybody’s parties … look like … something … we are really … again … it sounds like … weird … so … it doesn’t matter for me.”

Really, could he be more right – regardless of what he felt the need to try to awkwardly explain away?

All we know is, he and his two childhood friends from back home in Czech Republic totally were … well … ya know … again … everybody’s parties look like something, right?

Lest we remind you, Prochazka (31-5-1 MMA, 5-2 UFC) was coming off a third-round TKO of Jamahal Hill (12-4 MMA, 6-4 UFC) just hours earlier at UFC 311. The win showered him with an extra $50,000 bonus.

For more on the card, visit MMA Junkie’s event hub for UFC 311.