Merry Christmas ACC!

Some holiday wishes for people around the conference

Here are our Christmas wishes for some people around the ACC. And Merry Christmas to the rest of you as well! Happy Hanukkah too!

• Tony Bennett - a shooter or two under his tree.
• Danny Manning - 20 wins or more so he can keep his job.
• Wake fans - 15 wins or less so Manning can’t keep his job.
• DJ Funderburk - driving lessons from Jordan Driving School so his car won't get multiple boots and so he’ll learn you can’t really drive a booted car.
• Kihie Clark - some people who can catch his passes (he didn’t have a turnover issue last year).
• Marek Dolezaj - a crate of protein shakes and creatine. A 6-10 guy who weighs 180? Eat!
• Jim Boeheim - some fans in the Dome so he doesn’t have to cheerlead.
• Ol’ Roy Williams - some dadgum three point shooting. Actually any shooting.
• Mike Young - a passable big man.
• Jim Larranaga - a tilde he can pass out to people like us.
• For Louisville - a big win against Kentucky Saturday. ACC fans can get behind this, right?
• Jack White - a white Christmas, since you don’t get too many in Australia.
• For Everett Case - that Duke and NC State agree to use Highway 70 to drive to games since Case asked to be buried on 70 so he could wave when the teams passed by.