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Quiz: Is this a strength coach?

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Learn to identify one in the wild

Q: Is that a strength coach?

A:

Yeah, that’s not main LSU strength coach Tommy Moffitt, but that is still a strength coach, because:

  1. no neck
  2. beard
  3. on sideline manhandling and yelling at people bigger than he is without fear
  4. shaved head
  5. HEADBUTTING PEOPLE WITH HELMETS WHILE HE HIMSELF IS NEITHER A PLAYER NOR SOMEONE WITH A HELMET
  6. seems like he lifts weights a lot
  7. works for the football team? <—— kind of an assumption here, and not at all proven!

In summary: Strength coaches have a built-in helmet, and it’s called their skull. It was good enough for David when he faced Goliath, and it’s good enough for strength coaches.

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