WWE Extreme Rules live results: Winners and highlights from Sunday night

The rules are extreme! Sometimes, anyway.

Don’t worry, I’m not going to quote lyrics from the band Extreme the entire live blog, mostly because I only know two songs by Extreme, and that’s not enough for me to do a bit throughout the entirety of WWE’s Extreme Rules.

Also, words to “Play With Me” are difficult to naturally fit into anything besides a playground.

Oh, right, wrestling, yes, the thing we’re here for. It’s Extreme Rules time! Rusev is challenging AJ Styles for the WWE Championship! Nia Jax gets her rematch against Alexa Bliss for the RAW Women’s title and Ronda Rousey definitely isn’t going to show up to kick Alexa in the teeth since she’s suspended wink wink. And most importantly, Brock Lesnar is here to defend his hahahaha I can’t do it Brock isn’t here what a dumb title reign I can’t wait until Braun Strowman makes him get those hands next month.

We’ll be live blogging the show starting at 7 p.m. ET, so stick around for the play-by-play and the dumb jokes. Oh, and the occasional astute observation, that, too.