Rudy Gobert blocked the crap out of this little kid
This gets funnier with every NBA player who does it.
Giant NBA players blocking the crap out of small children creates some of the most evergreen laughs of all time. I can’t imagine plays like this one, where Rudy Gobert swats this small, delicate youth ever getting old.
Rudy Gobert is All-Defense First Team for a reason!
— SB Nation (@SBNation) May 24, 2018
( : rudygobert27/Instagram) pic.twitter.com/DuLwjFz2F9
The shrieks of horror say it all.
Gobert has forever-arms, and there’s nothing any mortal full-grown human can do about it, so the children have no chance. And it’s breathtaking to watch them try.
I’m still in awe that Mo Bamba, one of the top NBA draft prospects this year, has arms that are an inch and a half longer than Gobert’s. We should all be terrified.
Anyway, let’s relive some other giant humans ruining kids’ days.
Like Kevin Durant:
@royceyoung Kevin Durants snapchat is hilarious. He's picking on kids at his camp this morning lol pic.twitter.com/MjOMALkCXo
— Kyle Boone (@Kyle__Boone) August 6, 2015
And Karl-Anthony Towns:
And Jahlil Okafor:
Thanks for being large, NBA players. And thank you for showing no mercy.

