And we’re going to update this every time he does something ridiculous.

Every week, Penn State running back Saquon Barkley does something dazzling and humiliates a new would-be tackler. It’s high time we catalogue every highlight play in one place, then update it each week. That place is here.

In 2017 alone, he’s been dazzling.

Game 7, vs. Michigan

Direct snap, second play of the game against one of the best defenses in the country. As cool as you like.

Game 6, vs. Northwestern

For the second week in a row, he was largely bottled up from scrimmage, until:

Game 5, vs. Indiana

He ran back the opening kickoff.

Later in the first half, he turned a near-incompletion into a 36-yard gain.

For good measure, he’s throwing TDs now. Somewhere around here, he became the clear winner of the made-up September Heisman.

Game 4, vs. Iowa

The hurdle (this is a consistent theme with Barkley) ...

... as is devastating acceleration ...

... and a lovely hesitation move.

It was all en route to a program-record night, with over 300 yards.

Game 3, vs. Georgia State

Goodbye, Panthers.

Game 2, vs. Pitt

He’s just so fast.

Game 1, vs. Akron

He got the season off to a nice start.

But let’s go back to the beginning of his big-time football career.

When the RB was at Whitehall High School in Pennsylvania, Barkley’s father says James Franklin told him that Saquon would have to earn his playing time.

"[Franklin] always told us, 'He's not going to play,'" Alibay Barkley said. "He said, 'I'm just letting you know, so don't call me asking why my son isn't getting time. But if he does what he's got to do on the field, I'll make sure he gets the best opportunity he can.' And Coach Franklin was a man of his word."

The dynamo was at one point committed to Rutgers (yes, that Rutgers). His high school tape showcases an absolute banger. The spin and shed:

The patience and stutter step:

His sophomore year is probably when you first heard of him.

Game 1, vs. Kent State

Because he was doing stuff like this, turning a certain loss into a gain.

Game 2, vs. Pitt

He had a nice dive over the pile and showcased his speed as well.

Game 3, vs. Temple

Hit a back-breaking juke move against the Nittany Lions’ other in-state rival.

Game 5, vs. Minnesota

Walk-off hurdle TD.

Game 6, vs. Maryland

Again, he basically just hurdles people for fun ...

... and outruns Maryland’s whole defense.

Game 8, vs. Purdue

This is a long run where it seems like he’s very aware he’s being chased by large men who wish to do him harm.

Game 9, vs. Iowa

A frantic, stiff-arming dash to the end zone.

Hurdle! Again!

Underthrown ball that makes Barkley have to turn 180 degrees. No problem; he’s still fast enough to make the turn and high-step into the end zone after burning the Hawkeyes on a wheel route.

Game 12, vs. Wisconsin

Come for the gorgeous wheel route, stay for the leap onto the end zone wall that proved his knee was not gimpy after tweaking it against Michigan State.

Game 13, the Rose Bowl vs. USC

Why jump cut once when you can do so twice?

It’s much better from the reverse angle, too.

But of course, there were flashes in his freshman year.

Game 2, vs. Buffalo

The first time he got more than one carry, he showcased his athleticism with the first of many hurdling runs.

Game 4, vs. San Diego State

A devastating spin move, along with various other highlights all in one play.

Game 5, vs. Ohio State

I like to think he did this freeze-and-hurdle combo just because he could.

Game 7, vs. Illinois

Game 8, vs. Northwestern

Burst and change of direction up the middle out of the wildcat.

Game 9, vs. Michigan State

He literally drags a Michigan State defender like four yards.

Oh, and here’s a nice catalogue of him doing wild stuff in the weight room.

This includes him breaking the school record for power cleans.

All those workouts come into play when it comes to Barkley’s most notable highlight move: the hurdle. He talked about it.

Here are other football people just gushing over him.

Even Jim Harbaugh:

And finally, he’s so talented, ESPN tested whether or not Mother Nature herself could stop him.

Tune in next week, when Barkley probably adds to this list.