Shaq made a LaVar Ball diss track, and here are some of the best lines

The Big Fella had some heat for LaVar Ball this weekend.

Four-time NBA champion and Hall of Fame big man Shaquille O’Neal put out a rap song Friday night appropriately titled “LaVar Ball Diss Track,” and the Big Fella dropped some piping-hot bars on the outspoken father of Los Angeles Lakers rookie point guard Lonzo Ball.

O’Neal, rapping over the instrumental to Meek Mill’s single “Young Black America,” took jab after jab at LaVar, who recently claimed he and his youngest son LaMelo Ball “would kill” Shaq and his son, Shareef O’Neal, in a two-on-two basketball game.

“[Shareef said] he can take LaMelo? Stop it. Aye, me and Melo against him and Shaq, we’ll kill ‘em. We’ll kill ‘em.”

This was Ball’s first comments in O’Neal’s direction since Shaq called out LaVar for his overpriced Big Baller Brand sneaker.

Here were a few lines from the Big Aristotle’s track that stood out:

Dudes talking loud, I don’t understand
Walking around like they the true Big Baller Brand
How you think that, Im about to spit facts
I walk in Reebok in ’92, I came out with them Shaqs

I’ve been doing this a long time
When you was averaging two points, riding the pine
You see my T-Shirts, you see my feet work
Big baller brand, that was me first

Two things to unpack here: First, Shaq goes at LaVar, claiming to be the original Big Baller Brand. O’Neal had a signature shoe line with shirts and slippers through Reebok during his playing career.

Next O’Neal goes after Ball again, who averaged 2.2 points per game through 26 games at Washington State in the 1987-88 season. He averaged fewer than two shots per game, which would suggest he did not see much playing time on the floor (college minutes per game were not tracked 30 years ago).

Sit down man, you be doin’ the most
You know you’re your ass is barbecue chicken in the post
First you can beat Mike, then you can beat me
Wake that ass up, you havin’ a dream

Shaq drops his signature “barbecue chicken” line here, calling Ball a mismatch, a baby or a straight up liability defending the 7’1” O’Neal on the low block.

You’ve done a great job, I love how your sons play
And lil ‘Melo too, attitude hella cool
Jumper wet wet like two t—— in a pool

Finally, Shaq dishes a compliment out Ball’s way. Regardless of his brash personality, he’s successfully raised three sons: one playing in the NBA, one currently enjoying a full scholarship to UCLA and another touted as one of the best high school prospects available, who also has accepted a full ride to UCLA.

*Shoutout to Genius for transcribing the lyrics to Shaq’s song