Bar is offering free shots for every made Warriors three-pointer

Please don’t drink ALL of them.

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take, though in this case it might not be the worst thing in the world.

A bar is offering free shots any time the Golden State Warriors make a three-pointer. While this is a great way to support the team in the NBA Finals, this isn’t the best way to do it if you’re a business owner. I mean, for starters, do they know that the Warriors are averaging 15.3 made threes in the last three games? How many people can this establishment fit? If they can fit 100 customers, they’re probably looking at 1,500 free shots for Game 4.

There has to be some sort of catch, right? You can’t just give away so many shots of liquor like that. Maybe this is only offered a few minutes (hell, maybe even seconds) after the three is made. This is just too good to be true.

People will be rushing the bar as soon as Steph, Klay, KD, or Draymond shoot from downtown. You can get drunk without even having to spend money.

But please don’t drink as many shots as the Warriors’ make threes. Not in the Finals. Not in the regular season. Never, really. However, if you’re a going to this bar, please enjoy the hell out of the free adult beverages in moderation. You just can’t pass up a good deal like this.

Cheers!