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You the man now dog! [Sean Connery bot, terminate program] Yes, friends, family, and internet stalkers, come into my brownstone that reeks of 12-year-old Appleton Estate and box wine and let me tell you the good word about men who throw balls hard. Fear not as you enter Draftland, the ESPN-owned theme park located in middle Tennessee, where you undoubtedly take Trea Turner 1.01 and then ask yourself, "But...now I'm waiting for 23 picks until a pitcher...who will I take?" OK, Rebecca Black, just chill out and choose a seat already. Let's finish up the lede before I write another 8,000 words on why you shouldn't draft Gerrit Cole in the first round and you don't listen to me anyway and then you throw that $1700 Main Event entry fee down the drain. Coulda had a MacBook!