This week in PC games: the "final" Molyneux game, Game Boy horror, ski resort management, and a glamcore heist sim
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Happy this week, all! I return from my holiday in the mountains with spirit restored, skin bronzed, and knees destroyed and reforged into coiled springs of purest Adventure. Such wonders are my knees today! I rejoice in their knobbly tenacity and tensile splendour. I go out into the street in my pants and laugh, laugh at all the pathetic urban weaklings with quadriceps like overboiled spaghetti that could not bestir a butterfly's wing. I line up this week's new PC games and shoe them into the Maw like sparkling meteors.