19 Cringeworthy Pickup Lines for Climbers

Coming up empty in the romance department at the crag? We’ve all been there. The next time you lock eyes with a cute climber out there, try one of these creative climbing pickup lines. The only thing you have to lose is your dignity—and, let’s be honest. Your current project will take care of that.

Good luck finding some dirtbag love out there with these 20 climbing pickup lines. (Though if one of these lines actually works on someone, you may want to consider rescinding it.)

1. Are you a ground-up first ascent? Because you’ve got impeccable style.

2. V4, V5 … I just know I’m V into you.

3. I don’t usually French free, but I’d pull on anything to climb into your portaledge tonight.

4. I don’t usually use Big Bros, but I’d make an exception for you.

5. This crux move isn’t the only thing that’s hard right now.

6. Want to practice sharing a one-person portaledge?

7. I bet I could make you power scream louder than Ondra on Silence.

8. Can I slide my rope through your hard points?

9. Let’s leave the chalk behind and forget about friction for just one night.

10. Do you know where I can find the beta to your soul?

11. I might be a speed climber, but I’d like to slow it down with you tonight.

12. Nice rack.

13. Want me to show you a real Yosemite finish?

14. Is it weird that I’m jealous of your PAS right now?

15. Want to be the Alex to my Sanni?

16. I recently showered.

17. I’ve got the WiFi password.

18. You go again, I’ll just belay you for a while.

19. Could you spray me down with your crux beta, one more time?

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