Ivana Trump was buried at her ex-husband's golf course, and he can grimly reap the tax benefits
Until today, I thought the most absurdly crass thing Donald Trump ever did was cancel his gravely ill nephew’s health insurance out of spite. Or maybe it was mocking a disabled reporter. Or calling a former Miss Universe pageant winner “Miss Piggy.” Or gradually morphing into Mrs. Doubtfire right before our eyes.
Okay, that’s a lot of things. I only meant to list one, but once you get started, it’s hard to stop. It’s sort of like Pringles that way. Or fentanyl lollipops. Or catfishing Chuck Grassley with old movie stills of Hedy Lamarr.
That said, we may have a new winner. It’s possible—and by “possible” I mean “nearly certain”—that the Trump family buried the family matriarch at a golf course in order to reap the tax benefits.
No, seriously. I’m not kidding about this.